Am I reading this correctly? I’ve rubbed my eyes like a baffled cartoon character and re-read it several times now, and it still appears to say “Cream beavs and flavour”.
I can only assume that “beavs” is some grim US frat-boy slang for a multitude of vaginas, and that the sudden acrid taste in my mouth is a result of all the bile-laced vomit that’s whooshing unstoppably upwards from my guts.
Thanks to Helen Amazing

Cream beats perhaps? Not that that makes any more sense but it is a word.
Yeah, it’s probably what Daniel said, seeing as there’s a famous nightclub called Cream… although it may all just be a coincidence, considering the nonsense usually put on T-shirts