This was clearly intended to evoke an air of swooning romance, but with its biohazardy lettering, radiation-blasted flowers and battle-ravaged half-collar, it actually looks like a grim souvenir of a global virus pandemic, worn by an emaciated survivor as they stagger over the rubble, scavenging for dented tins.
“It started with a kiss - that’s all it took for the first recorded case of HF-316 to pass from Patient Zero to a second carrier. And from there, it spread like wildfire: racing across villages, cities, countries, continents, scorching everything in its path, until every street in every land was a hellish carnival of thrashing bodies, coughing up liquefied guts and clawing at rotted-out eye-holes.
“Should mankind ever manage to repopulate this decimated planet, please God, let them find this vest amongst the ruins, that they might heed its chilling warning, handed down from their forefathers, like a harrowing scream in the dark…”
Thanks to Joanna Fuertes-Knight
Wow. That is a foul, foul top.
Is it possible to make a tshirt into a film, because if so, I think you have a damn good candidate.