“Wow, so you must be – what? 132 years old? Well, you look great. I hope I look half as good when I’m 132!”
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- I must say, the last three farts I've done have been real game-changers. 4 hours ago
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I used to have a t-shirt that I made myself, that had a message on the front. It’s message was:
“vacant sloganeering”
I like to think I was ahead of my time.
Weirdly, these days, Blue Harbour is a Debenhams brand name…?
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