A FREEZER FULL OF GUSSETS


This deranged and chilling collage looks it was put together during an intense art-therapy session, in a high-security prison, by a madman who’s been fitted with an electrified stun-collar.

A burbling cauldron of sexual terror, churning anger and bleak mental anguish, to give this T-shirt its due, it does make you think, “Well, no matter how stressed I might ever feel, at least I’m not plagued by blood-red visions of a disdainful woman who’s sprouting flying-fish wings with a reversed “HELLO” tattooed across them, as a demonically horned “AAAAG!” draws ever nearer, ever louder, like a ceaseless honking klaxon made of murder.”

Don’t stare directly at it, lest it order you to kill a dozen prostitutes.

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